I've been having some difficulties with my iRewards membership. See, in October I renewed my membership in-store, but for some reason my renewal never actually got registered in the system. It's not a big deal for the stores, since I can show them the receipt and the expiry date on my card for the discount, but it's a pain for online orders. So I emailed customer service about it, and they emailed me back:
Thank you for contacting iREWARDS Customer Service.
[ . . .]
Again we do apologize for any incontinence this may have caused you.
If you have any more questions, please contact us at iREWARDS Customer Service.
The emphases, of course, are mine. ROFL. Incontinence!! *dies laughing*
